Columns sometimes breathe confusing speech;
Man walks within these groves of symbols, each
Of which regards him as a kindred thing.
I accidentally went on a date earlier.
I didn’t realise it was a date until half way through.
I’m just not ready to date anyone right now. Or possibly ever again. And I had no idea that this was a date, I thought I was just meeting a friend for coffee. Ugh fuck my life.
I just have the worst perception when it comes to social cues. I NEVER know if I’m being flirted with. Honestly I wish people would just say “Hey I think I might like to shag you at some point. Is that something you would be interested in?” It would make my life a hell of a lot easier. Because I was the ugly kid at school who would get asked out as a joke so I still assume that no one would ever flirt with me and I just didn’t learn how it works and I just don’t get it.
What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.
This moment is the pinnacle of British film-making. Nothing we ever do in the future will top it.
GODDDD SAAAAVE OURRRR GRACIIIOOOOUUSSS QUEEN
